Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy.”
Hardy: “Aye, aye sir.”
Nelson: “Hold on, that’s not what I gave to the signal officer. What’s the meaning of this?”
Hardy: “Sir?”
Nelson (reading aloud): “England expects every person to do his duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability”. “What gobbledygook is this?”
Hardy: [...]
Archive for August, 2007
The battle of Trafalgar 2007 – one act play
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Drama, Nelson, Plays, Trafalgar on August 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Could Noah beat political correctness?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , Bible, Humour, Noah, The Lord on August 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I am indebted to Roy Tallis for this new spin on the Noah’s Ark tale (with sting attached). A real TALL STORY.
In the year 2007 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England
and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh [...]
JK Rowling in my local pub – by ‘Mugglewort’ Wood
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , Forest of Dean, Harry Potter, JK Rowling, Muggles on August 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It seems that either the day before or after the premiere of the latest Harry Potter movie, author JK Rowling was seen having lunch at “The Bell’, a pub in the village of Littledean in the Forest of Dean. No idea what she had but what was she doing there? A number of things come [...]